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johnnyklix:

So where do I apply for my cut of the 1.1 Billion?

19 May 2013 ·

On this date…

In 1999, Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace was released.

I saw it 3 times in the the 1st 24 hours of release.

Just wanted to share that fact.

19 May 2013 ·

patryk01:

LSD VADER

patryk01:

LSD VADER

(via shot-first)

17 May 2013 ·

Day Three

Yesterdays tweets were pretty lame.  Oh well. The project must continue!

  • F-F-F-Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…!!! Morning came far too early. It’s going to be a long, sucky day.
  • When are scientist going to create the self-walking dog? If they arent going to give us flying cars & jetpacks this is the least they can do
  • Just dropped the car off for repair. My arse already hurts because I know I am about to get reemed! -I’m not a car guy & I’m at their mercy.
  • Today is day 1 of my 270 day work out plan. On January 31st, 2014 I will be ready for the summer!
  • I’m dieing here. This work out is killing me! I’ll never be ready for 01/31/14. .
  • Will a nap negate all the work I just did? Probably not, right?
  • My nap was less than successful, due to the worlds loudest chihuahua (mine) & the worlds smallest bladder (also mine).
  • I just received a bill for $1000 from the mechanic. Lucky me!
  • When the new cute girl walked in the office, all the old guys suck in their guts. —- I don’t want to become one of those men.
  • I thought exercise was suppose to make you feel good? Then why do I feel like half of me is silly putty & the other half is a slinky?
  • :::burp!:::   Excuse Me!  (proving that manners still matter in this digital age)
  • Damn, missed my hourly tweet. Ugh!
  • I like to pretend that Im part of the conversation when I listen to podcasts. But I get a bit sad when they dont respond. -How sad is that?
  • My phone is dying. And I’m kinda ok with that. I don’t want to carry one around anymore. I want to back to the good old days & be cell free!
  • Two hours till bed… Can’t Wait!!!
  • (most days, looking forward to bed time is all I have to look forward too)
  • True Story: I once wrestled a bear for the privilege of escorting Princess Albideen to the prom. -That bear wanted it, but I wanted it more.

7 May 2013 ·

Day Two

These are my tweets from yesterday, the second day in my week long Twitter Experiment.  My goal is to tweet something, anything, once an hour, for every hour I am not asleep.  Enjoy.

  • Happy Mexican Saint Patrick’s Day
  • Even with the Iron Man armor, I would not be able to stop the Kennedy assassination if I had a time machine.
  • My friends at the local dog park may be a little odd, but they are way cooler than the people over at the dromedary park.
  • Just discovered Snapchat on my wife’s phone… Mark your calendar, this could be the official beginning of the end of my marriage.
  • So, this happened yesterday…
  • Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? No where in that poem does it once mention poultry products! Just Curious.
  • The check-engine light just came on in my car. That can be ignored, right? It can’t be that important, right? This wont cost me much, right?
  • I’m about to jump in the shower. - HA! Just TRY and get that image out of your mind now. You can’t, can you? HA HA! I win!
  • The meaning of life is to collect stories you can tell down at the pub. They dont have to be true stories, but they should at least be good!
  • One of the lights in my office is dead. Its strangely annoying. If I snap & end up on the nightly news, youll know why.
  • Any ideas for a Mothers Day gift? Something that says “Im still pissed that you never took me to DisneyWorld as a child, but I forgive you”?
  • Is anyone out there truly satisfied? If so, can you please tell me what that feels like & how you got there? Thanks
  • A question about IRON MAN 3 (spoiler alert!) —- Anyone else think the surgeon at the end was Dr. Strange? I was kinda hoping it would be.
  • Would you rather go for a ride in the Millennium Falcon, The Doctor’s TARDIS, or any one of the Enterprises?
  • My “a tweet an hour for an entire week” idea is turning out to be harder than I thought. But for you, dear reader, I will press on!
  • 0100010001101111001000000111010100100000011100100110010101100001011001000010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100111111?
  • This is my last tweet of the night. Makes me wonder what will be my last tweet ever. Or what the very last tweet by anyone will be. Hmmmm…

6 May 2013 ·

itsdoctorfuckinwho:

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

riversongsfobwatch:

chav-tas-tic:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

“What’s Wrong With Stephen Moffat?”
Rebloggable by request

marry me

[[even though I rp as River (kinda) I have to say I agree with all of this.]]

i agree with a majority of this except the Madame de Pompadour bit because her whole thing was not about sex, she had a lot of influence in basically everything in the court yada yada yada (sorry Im doing a term paper on her and i just have a ton of random facts in my head.)

Damn…just when I was enjoying the show you gotta point out all this stuff..jeez. v.v’

I agree with everything, and it’s hard to because I do like the way the show is going. I guess I just look past all these things and watch it for what it is..

Wow!
I agree with so much of this, yet I’m able to set most I it aside and just enjoy the ride.
Still, not to sound like a hater, but I am looking forward to Moffats time to come to an end, and for someone else to take the reigns for a while.

5 May 2013 ·

Police: Westbrook man arrested after allegedly assaulting Stormtrooper, Ghostbuster during Free Comic Book Day

5 May 2013 ·

Day One

Here are my Twitter posts from yesterday, which was day one of my week long experiment.  As I mentioned yesterday, I do not guarantee quality.

  • Nose hair, long form improv and Stormtroopers… Three things on my mind today.
  • Damn it, I missed the Derby! Did Secretariat win again?
  • I think we all need to agree that the goatee needs to be retired for at least a decade. Except for -It works for him, but only him.
  • The word “embryos” sounds like it’s the name of a meat-based breakfast cereal for cannibals. -New from Kelloggs, it’s Sugar Frosted Embryos!
  • I’m now being followed by - Do they know something I don’t? ?
  • “Damn that bacon smells good! I can almost taste it! My mouth is watering!” Me - “I dont think thats bacon your inhaling.” Guy @ next urinal
  • I knew May the 4th was & , but I just learned it was also -Why didnt anyone tell me sooner?

 

5 May 2013 ·

Twitter

I don’t really use Twitter all that often. I’m going to try and change that with a week long project.

Starting right now. I am going to tweet every hour, on the hour, for the whole week (except when I am asleep).

Follow me on twitter to see if I can do it.

User name Timothy_McMahon. (I’m on my phone right now, other wise i’d provide the link.

I make no promises about quality, only quantity.

4 May 2013 ·

ryeisenberg:

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.
Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!
I could not love all the advertising Netflix is doing for this show even more. This is brilliant.

Her?

Cant Wait!

ryeisenberg:

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.

Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!

I could not love all the advertising Netflix is doing for this show even more. This is brilliant.

Her?

Cant Wait!

3 May 2013 ·

Is Community A Postmodern Masterpiece?

25 April 2013 ·

Playboy Interview: J.J.Abrams

Pretty Good Interview.  (see, you CAN read Playboy for the articles!)

25 April 2013 ·

25 April 2013 ·

doctorwho:

Meanwhile, on set of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special….


I wish there was a third pair of shoes in the photo.  I would have loved to see #9 involved in the 50th. Maybe they go back to before he met Rose?  Or maybe even include #8, and show us how he regenerated into #9. Just sharing my fanboy wish list.

doctorwho:

Meanwhile, on set of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special….

I wish there was a third pair of shoes in the photo. I would have loved to see #9 involved in the 50th. Maybe they go back to before he met Rose? Or maybe even include #8, and show us how he regenerated into #9.

Just sharing my fanboy wish list.

(via the-bromantic-era)

24 April 2013 ·

stagelightsindrama:

THE FANDOM IS ONTO SOMETHING!
WHOVIANS! UNITE!

No, no, no…  The big bang created by the exploding TARDIS reset the universe.  Rose and 10.5 where in a different universe.  The big bang only reset the one universe, not all universes (otherwise known as the omniverse. Uni for one. Omni for all.)That’s just my nerdy take on this theory.  But who knows what Moffar will do?

stagelightsindrama:

THE FANDOM IS ONTO SOMETHING!

WHOVIANS! UNITE!

No, no, no… The big bang created by the exploding TARDIS reset the universe. Rose and 10.5 where in a different universe. The big bang only reset the one universe, not all universes (otherwise known as the omniverse. Uni for one. Omni for all.)

That’s just my nerdy take on this theory. But who knows what Moffar will do?

(via dracarysdrogon)

24 April 2013 ·

Blargh!

I still think email is cool. Write to me!

TimothyPatrickMcMahon@GMail.com

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